Chancellor Dynes Personally Inspects Incoming Freshman Class
Many Found To Be "Naughty"

Ask any freshman girl what her favorite part of Welcome Week was and you'll hear a unanimous response: The Chancellor's Personal Inspection. The freshman inspection is one of UCSD's oldest and most revered traditions, down to the Eucalyptus Paddle, cut from the first eucalytpus tree to grow on campus. Although anywhere from 70 to 85% of the female freshman class is found to be "naughty" each year and subjected to a lengthy spanking and name-calling session, the practice remains wildly popular with students and parents alike. Said Mary-Jane Bonghitt, Muir freshman, "It was, like, SO cool to get to meet the Chancellor in person my first night here! And with his stern discipline and gentlemanly demeanor, he TOTALLY provided the father-figure I've been looking for here at UCSD. Thank you, Master."