Thoughts on Tequiza

Have you tried that new beer Tequiza? I had one the other day and let me just say, finally, the perfect drink. It's about fucking time someone figured out that there's nothing better than the smooth rich taste of straight 80 proof tequila with only 3% of the alcohol. I mean, I've always wanted to drink three or four glasses of tequila with dinner, but by the bottom of my third glass, my dinner goes down the toilet, literally. But now! All that great tequila taste without the unpleasant side effects of too much booze.

Thank you, Anheuser-Busch. I was buying shampoo the other day and I wondered why I always buy Suave. So I read the label and everything cleared right up. I buy Suave because "Suave products cost less than their more-expensive competitors." So, I resolved, from now on, I'm only buying products that are less expensive than those competing products that cost more.