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12/01/07	BOARD Club Snow G-d Party		99
It should be first noted that I am a dumbass for being dropped off to a party that is in some random side street of Claremont Mesa Blvd. I arrived at 11:30 and immediately asked around, quickly discovering that the party was already dry. Two kegs, plus jungle juice, the whole shebangabang was gone. I was trying to have fun, but mainly looking for a ride back to campus when my good friend Kris said, "Dj, I'm gonna get you drunk." So I stood around waiting for him to come back with a lucrative mix drink or at the very least a beer. Waiting, I started talking to a couple belligerent freshman girls, one of which was from my hometown and they made me taste what felt like a melted cherry Tootsie Pop in a red cup. Not to my surprise, this cherry cough medicine did not succeed in getting me drunk. I think it was at this point that Kris came running back to me and said, "I found two beers but I shotgunned them both." Thanks, buddy. Luckily, the next people I met saved my life. I don't really know how through the crowds of people I was able to spot it but I found a guy with half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I asked him to a small sip, but somehow 5 seconds later found myself chugging his bottle as some sort of entertainment for his friends. I got 4 or 5 fair sized gulps in when our conversation turned to "Whiskey dick" and a girl said to me "I'll show you what it means later." But for some reason I ditched my best shot at a hookup to hang out with the freshman girls again who, playing the part perfectly told me they LOOOVED me and asked for my number with nothing else. I hitched a ride home with some random Guardian friends (haha, I think Freddy's right maybe they do have us on a leash) and, I swear to god my party reviews end in the same way, I feasted on a California burrito before getting home. -Donnie

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