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11/18/07 Marshalpalooza 07
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All I have to say is: WOW!. Thurgood Marshall College really knows how to throw a party! This was probably the best party of 2007! Even better than Sung-d! Before getting to the event I got piss drunk, so even I started playing root beer pong it was amazing! I started handing out Koalas, and so nice guy gave be a vial of acid in graditude! After cutting everyone in line, I had the MOST AMAZING FERRIS WHEEL EVER!!! Fuckin' monkeys were climbing up the ferris wheel and attcking people. From the top of the ride, I saw a giant hamster rapping "Yay Area" by E-40. I love that song. Then, I saw a polar bear kill everyone at the root beer pong table: it was aMaZiNg!! HOLY FUKCCKK!! I was sooo Scareddd! When I got off the ride, some GAINT elephant told me not to distrubute Koalas, so I poked her in the eyes and ran! Like 20 minutes later I popped some e from my fellow Koalateer. I thought I was going to die. The music was fucking nuts. It was sooo LOUD!! I decided to sit in the crown and punch people's legs. Some guy kicked me so I pulled a knife on him. That's went my fellow Koalateer pulled me aside and took me home. I woke up the next morning and my hand was sliced up. I guess I must have grabbed the wrong side of the knife. Anyways, I rove TMC! NUMBA WON!

TMC

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