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10/20/07	Non-Sexist Dance		112
I only went to this because the SD Board Club party was rolled. Fuck pigs. I pre-gamed and mid-gamed at the Koala office. The bathrooms were uni-sexual, which was gnarly. When I was pissing in the toilet, I pissed on the chick next to be in the other stoll, and ran. The security made sure only 400 people could be inside at once, and I didn't want to wait because I was drunk, so climbed over the emergency exit door in the back as like 30 queers looked at me as if I was retarded. Next, I went back to some chick's on-campus apartment with like 7 other people. I started hooking up with this one chick in the room with everyone else. This other fucking bitch told me to stop making out on her bed so I took the chick in to the common room. Then, her dumb sober paranoid friend decided to be a total cock block and weirdo, and walk into the common room. This chick harrassed me, so I said "If you're going to be in the room with us at least sit." She said, "No, blah, blah, blah, I was too drunk to remeber; fuck that bitch." I lightly pulled her leg over and said to sit. THEN, she PUNCHED me in the FACE!!! Thank G-d I was drunk enough for it not to hurt. FUCK WOMEN! If it wasn't for women, I wouldn't be SEXIST! Bitches like that make UCSD men gay!

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