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10/20/07 BOARD's You Are What You Drink
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I arrived at the party not dressed as anything in particular planning to change my costume idea every time someone asked me. We waited in line for a couple minutes and got in free because that's what koalas do! Upon entering I was handed a cup for beer and a jello shot, a perfect way to start a party. There was plenty of beer in the keg, and plenty of weed being passed around the tree grotto in the back yard. Tons of people crowded the mira mesa house and there was dancing and beer pong. I tried to initiate a game of grabcock among the girls but chickened out and sat next to a guy dressed like Sam Adams instead. We proceeded to dance the night away in a drunken stupor when suddenly the music stopped and someone started shouting "Shut up 5-0!" To avoid any problems and getting thrown out to get a definite DUI, Sam Adams and I decided to lock ourselves in the bathroom for "safety" and made out until someone kept pounding on the door yelling for us to get out. We exchanged numbers and he left, then my services were called upon to rescue my two Horny School Girl friends from some touchy-feely marine creepers. We proceeded back to my place for more beer and illicit drugs for an exclusive after party.

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