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12/07/07 DSP "That Sucked" (The night, not the party)
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I would like to start this party review by saying, "Don't pre-game with the Koala unless you want to die." This night starts just like that. Leave the Koala at about midnight to catch the party shuttle to the venue party with one of my Egyptian homies. I get on the bus, and am already sooo fucked up. So, of course, one of the DSP guys hands me a bottle of Everclear, and that's about when I know the rest of the night is probably going to fade to black. I get in the party, and drunkenly start talking to some people. I accidentally pour water all over my other Egyptian buddy when he is next to his cute date, like a complete dumbass. Remember, this is at a club. I find a fold-out chair; open it; and go night-night in 120 dB hip-hop music at the side of the dance floor. Multiple girls try to get me to stand me up to dance, but I just want to sit & sleep. BLACK. I wake up in my bed thinking "Wow, that was a really shitty dream." Then, I look down and notice white pieces of ceiling material and my window's screen on top of me. I talk to my roommates about what happened. One tells me that I put a chair right next to his bed and started talking to him at 4-5am when he was sleeping. I tells the other roommate that it was "the drunkest I might have ever been, but for some reason I did not vomit!" I get lunch, come back two hours later and sit on my bed. I discover half of my trash can full of vomit.

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