Vote in Online Party Reviews

Party Date	Party	Click Below to Rate!	Votes
02/08/08	Surf Club House Party		66
As normal, The Koala rolled to this party in "Big Nasty," our 16-passenger van, and got to the party fashionably late. The party was so bumpin' that they had cap the party, thus forming a line to get in, like a nightclub. Anyway, as Koalas do, we got in free and got cut to the line. Thank you, Surf Club. I want to give props to Surf Club for all the white people. Good job not letting in the Asians. :) Plenty of hot bitches, considering that they were white. Fun events of the night, included watching a guy and girl hooking up on a wall that I and about a hundred other guys urinated on. Members of The Koala were spinning a giant fire staff in the backyard and scaring all of the drunk people. The party reached its orgasmic climax when one of the neighbors tried to take evidence photos of the party over the fence, and in retaliation a partier threw beer at him. So, the neighbor called the cops, or so we thought. Thirty minutes later, the fire department showed up at the party! I guess they were called in about the giant fire pit in the backyard and the Koalas spinning fire staffs. Finally, the cops came. In total, 2 SUVs, 2 cars, and a fire truck came! We left with our Korean driver. She almost killed us with her Female-Asian-driving-ness.

Back to Party List    |    Leave a Comment

If you would like to have your party reviewed, please send us a personal with the date/time/address.