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01/18/08 LPE Asian Frat House Party
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As a white man, I never thought I would see the day in my life when I went to an Asian frat party. And, yes, I did, but I have my reasons. I saw many things I didn't expect from Asians. I saw bros pouring Popov into empty Smirnoff handles. Model minority? I don't think so. Next, the party's audio receiver blew up, thus stopping music for about 20 minutes until some white guy fixed the problem. Asians are good with electronics? I don't think so. The thing about an all-Asian party, is that for every 50 people you only need about 100 drinks, and everyone is throwing up because of their lightweight-ness. No joke. I want to say that if you enjoy tight pussy, then go to a Lambda Phi Epsilon Asian frat party because it's all Asian vaginas, and everyone knows that shit's tight like a tiger. Actually, there was one white chick there, and the Asian chicks were giving her dirty looks. "Konichiwa, whitie, leave or I use Karate on you."

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Jesus February 19, 2008 damn, this is so good.

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