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01/25/08	K.S.D.T. House Party		45
I was the first koala at the KSDT house party in Mira Mesa. I was pleased to arrive to what was more than just a typical UCSD semi-rager with some beer pong in the garage and a stereo bumping top 40. Instead I found a full keg of stone pale and Mawkus spinning some sick jams. (1 point for an already better than average party!) I made my rounds and got some beer. The rest of the koala arrived shortly after, and the drama commenced. One koala started spinning his fire staff in the backyard only to be shut down almost instantly by one of the lame roommates. (minus a point for squashing our entertainment) After the show, we noticed a guy in a green shirt violently puking on all fours in the bushes so naturally, one of our recruits was circling like a vulture with a sharpie waiting for him to pass out. Then, some chick charges out of the garage screaming, "I'm a woman, I'm a man!" She proceeded to break down to hysteric tears. We went to check out all the commotion and realized that she was crying about a koala that had dissed her earlier in the week. Her continued drinking provided ample entertainment throughout the night as she dry humped a trashed dude and groped his beer dick. There appeared to be some kind of troll living in a back bedroom with mascara all over its tearful face. It would come out every so often screaming for everyone to "GETTHEFUCKOUT!! AAAAHHHH!!!" That was awkward (-2 points), but the party goers kept raging because the music was still bumping and there was plenty of beer left. (+5 points for not letting the magic die)

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