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02/18/08 Goth Party
6
Venue parties suck. They’re even worse 2 hours away at the Anaheim House of Blues (where 80s bands go to die). I went to this one hoping to find UCSD still raging from the 3 day weekend, but I couldn’t have been more let down. I had no idea there were so many goth kids at UCSD, rows and rows of them outside waiting to get in. I swear, every time I turn away a few more of them step into the sunlight from below Galbraith. Also, I glanced around and couldn’t see one frat guy. Plus, only about 10% of the chicks were hot enough to fuck! This is way below the UCSD average of 16.5%. This one girl was in a really tight dress that was much too small for her, cuz I could see her dick popping out the back Ace Ventura style. No UCSD sweatshirts.... strange. Also, I think it was “bring your goth parents to the party” night because in between all these suicidal, powdered nosed, non-conformist goth kids was the suicidal, powdered nosed, non-conformist parents of normal kids. I swear the only difference between the older and younger people was that the older were more lumpy. If you’re curious, watching 35-year-olds hook up is WAY worse than hooking up with a 35-year-old yourself. I saw plenty of this kind of action. So anyway, we get in and all the booze was hidden!! Open bar, my ass!!! Without alcohol, I was desperately trying to find something to convince myself this wasn’t some bad sadomasochism porno dream. So the opening band comes in and they suck. “Goth Dixie Chicks” if you can imagine the atrocity. The headliner is next and I convinced myself, “Hey, it can’t be as bad as the piss-fucks they always get for Sungod.” Once again, this IS the House of Blues. And everybody was wearing black. That’s what I get for going to a Siouxsie (from Siouxsie & the Banshees) Concert. 1 star cuz I did get the tickets for free on the radio.

-Donnie

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