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02/12/08 SigEp Madi Gras
8
I never understood why they themed this party Mardi Gras when the holiday was more than a week over. That’s like having a Christmas Party January 2nd! The night started crammed on a hot and foul-smelling double-decker bus with a bunch of dumb drunk sorority bitches falling all over the place and a few SigEps starting the puke-fest even before the party started. Apparently, most of the bros decided to all get to the venue early and spot out dumb hoes to unload on later in the night. Oddly enough, a seventy-pound Asian boy had already escaped the party around 9pm with a sloppy sorority girl who managed to slut herself out to about half the chapter that night before he got his target. Although the bus was full of vomit, the dance-floor was not full of people. The DJ was good, but most of the girls were busy fighting over the bathroom while the guys were all out on the patio smoking. Also, I found a red party-cup overflowing with puke on patio. Nice. Most people were under 21; so the bar was not crowded and the under-aged arrived nearly unconscious anyway. Overall, most people seemed to be having a great time dancing, hooking up, and puking into each others mouths.

-Magic Hoe

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