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02/22/08	TKE Mansion Party		8
Here’s the story: We show up to this house and get told the usual bullshit about how we can’t get in because we’re males. I look at my watch, it’s 11:14 -- there are limits on how lame a night can be because of not getting into a party. The name “Powers” and “The Koala” are mentioned, and the mood changes immediately between the TKE bros guarding the door: “Come in; let us get you some cups so you can get fucked up!” The house is big and goes deep with cool lighting and sweet flat-screen on the wall. It’s immediately apparent that there are drunk women everywhere. A horny one who had a boyfriend lured me deep onto the dancefloor so we wouldn’t be seen. As fate would have it, some dumb friends of the boyfriend spotted us and started shit with me. To avoid more drama, I went onto making out with a couple other chicks. The back of the house was essentially a giant miniature-golf course without the holes (other than the ones with legs) along with sand beaches and a firepit. Tiki torches made the buzz more enjoyable until we were caged in the backyard, driven to the back like cattle to wait for the cops to leave and not break up the party. We rolled to Santana’s before heading back to the Koala crib for hot tubbing, corn dogs, and pussy.

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