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02/23/08	Happy Birthday, Nate!		3
This party was planned to be at my house. I should have known it was going to be more than just a kickback when I heard about it from friends before I knew anything. [-1 for the lack of communication] The keg and jungle juice that magically appeared at my place confirmed the party. [+2 for being well equipped!] My peeps and I were chillin’ in my room when we realized that a few people had been in the bathroom for a long time blazing (which is fine but there was a long ass line for the bathroom.) My brother knocked on the door trying to regulate, but this little bitch wanted to start a fight! I had no idea what was going on until I saw him try to punk my brother. I told him to get the fuck out if he’s not gonna show respect and he starts yelling that he’s about to fight a girl (me) [-3 for being a tool] I lunged at him but my friends held me back. That’s when I learned that one of my roommates is a closet ninja; he opened his door and busted out with some sick martial arts skills! [+2 for the ninja attack! hiya!] I went out to smoke and through the giant hole in our fence I saw ‘Token’ riding my skateboard, I wasn’t going to say anything until I saw him go over to his truck about to jack it! [-2] I had to regulate again, and he totally tried to act like he wasn’t doing anything wrong... Typical! Once again, the bathroom had been locked for nearly an hour so we tried to pick the lock but stopped when we heard moaning and spanking; The Koala just wanted to join the fun!! This was definitely more than a kickback; the fact that it was under-crowded with a surplus of alcohol created the PERFECT STORM! People were fucking throughout the house, shit got broken, the neighbor’s car was vandalized... and I finally got Sowers up to my room! I was trashed, stoned, and passed out butt-naked. Nice “kickback” [+4]

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