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03/01/08	Intimate Gatherings @ the Pub		4
On the facebook event, it said “21+ to drink!” so I thought there would be loads of drunk bitches everywhere with fake IDs. However, when I got there the pub was closed and security was preventing people with alcohol from getting in. I reckon the $10 charge limited how many people came to this event. I’m pretty sure if the event was free, it would have been packed like sardines because the music at this event was much better than any hippie-ass ska shit for that environmental fund-raiser 3 weeks earlier. Also, these DJs did a much better job at getting hot chicks. A big portion of my night consisted of getting drunk and stoned in the Koala office. I was drinking rum with orange juice, while my buddy was drinking a blend of the “finest” gin, vodka, whiskey, Mexican absinthe, tequila, and rum all in one bottle. A girl who shall not be named smoked me out. Thanks! She was pretty paranoid that I was going to write about her in The Koala when we were smoking. After blazing, I walked the 50ft distance back to the Pub from the office, and was then was interviewed by multiple random people about my career in The Koala, and which articles I wrote. My sexual-frustrated German friend, Nick, had a great time dancing, he even hooked up with some dirty whore! Congrats! As the night ended I knew I was pretty trashed when I started talking to myself as I passed out in The Koala’s office. Congrats on a good night by DJ Yan, Rich, Ben, Mike, and others who participated!

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