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03/31/08	Britsh Airways #193 - London to Dallas		2
This flight sucked at first because it was the end of my spring vacation and fooling around with hot European chicks in the best nightclubs in Barcelona. The pilot had such a strong Irish accent, I thought he was drunk. In front of me sat a religious Muslim couple, which scared me at fist, but the real enemy sat behind me: three 55-year-old Brits. Don't get me started about their fucked-up teeth. Ready to take a long nap, I slowly reclined my seat. I hear in an obnoxious British accent, "Oh bloody hell!" I calmly respond, "Is there a problem?" Her other old female friend yells back. "YES!! You're smooshing her!!" Too tired at the time to be rude back, I just say "Sorry," and leave my seat up for the rest of the 9 hour+ flight. If these old ugly farts don't want someone to recline their seat on them, then fly business/first class. Even after I put my chair up to the minimum reclination, they push and kick on the back of my seat and the one next to me like a bunch of 5-year-olds! When we arrive in Texas, I see them at the costums are. I immediately find the nearest border officer and tell him how I believe I "overheard" the 3 Brits talking about smuggling. I didn't see them come out of the inspection area for at least an hour, and they all looked like they we're walking a little funny. ;) G-d bless America!

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