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04/02/08	TKE Heaven & Hell		3
I was too drunk for my own good. I perfectly snuck into the club past security: some fat Mexican guy. I was dancing with some Indian chick. We were enjoy each other. So, we sit down on a couch and talk. My phone vibrates. The text message reads, “Nick, what R U doing? that girl is fat and ugly. don’t hook up with her.” At that point, I think my friend is just trying to cock block. My face gets closer to hers. *Sniff*Sniff* I think, “What’s that smell?” Then, “Holy shit!! This chick smell like currey, fried chicken, and gym locker.” Then, “Oh fuck, I’m sobering up, and this bitch is FUGLY!!!” Thank goodness her friend comes over and tells her that she has to leave. Raise Allah!

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