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03/11/08 SoCal Trip with BOARD Club
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Well, I am a dirty Filipino bitch who loves snow trips. I am also a bitch who loves drinking . Combine the two with just a short seven-hour drive, and you’ve got craziness that would make my cunt leak just by thinking of it. So, by the time I walk into the four-story cabin, the BOARD kids are already raging like the Incredible Hulk on acid. Of course, my bitch-ass partakes, and what ensues is an epic round of strip drinking games and the arrival of Team Naked. Somehow, I emerge from my drunken stupor the next morning unscathed by the excess amounts of alcohol I consumed ready to conquer Mammoth. Snowboarding, eh, it’s ass tons of fun, but getting your rage on is ten times more rewarding if you are an alcoholic. The second night brought the whore out in most of the females in the cabin, or so they say. I was passed out in a bedroom, until I was rudely awakened by an unsolicited golden shower from some motherfucker from Santa Cruz. Yeah, he was that drunk.

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