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04/26/08 Nike Pro House Party
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I went to this party with my white-wash Persian friend. My friend told me that he used to hang out with this guy who is hosting the party. The host, who looks like the big guy from Superbad, tells me how much he loves the Koala and that I should write a party review for him. The party consists of all guys except for one hot blonde chick. I ask the guy who was talking to her if they’re hooking up. He responds by chuckling and in a quasi-gay voice saying no. I learn that the party is in honor of their friend who is being shipped off to the Navy for six months. Navy, a little gay, right? I take my friend aside and whisper in his ear, “Dude, I think these guys might be all gay.” We’re sitting on this couch, and the host gets a little too close for comfort for my friend. My friend whispers back into my ear. “Fuck, dude, you might be right about them all being gay.” Scared to death, we tell the host we have leave and pick up our friend who is stranded. “Holy fuck, I think that guy pinched my ass as I was leaving.”

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