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05/31/08	FIJI Island Party and Non-Sexist Dance		4
We rolled up to this party late, thinking it would be good, wrong. As soon as we got in there were many guys in nothing but underwear, paint and banana leaves, it was like a gay luau. There was a group in a cirle slapping each others' asses for no apparent reason, but I got in for free so i'm sure they had a good reason for doing so, except to counteract the Natty Ice dick. We met a chick from Oregon that was staying at the hotel with her family and she wanted in; after some drinks she was down for anything. Dancing ensued but the music kept turning off and they only had the room till 11, talk about a half assed party. The only good thing was watching one of these twins get fingered on the lobby couch by what looked like a guy trying to pick up some BBQ beef with chopsticks. Before I could take over the security broke it up which sucked because it was the only interesting thing at the party. Oh well, off to the non-sexist dance at the pub, but first Oregon chick had to get daddy's permission. she left her hotel room and family with noting but her white ass-showing dress. She promised she would be back in an hour, ya sure, gang bangs always last at least two hours, silly girl. At the gay dance there was a 50 person line (and a 10-man gay train) just to get in, but when this chick sees all these girls making out, she gets turned on and wants my hands in her. This is the kind of party you always want, way more girls than guys, and not lesbians like you would expect. It was a homo-copia: everything gay you could imagine was being done. There were two large lesbos straddling each other on a wall, resembling elephant seals on a San Simeon beach, with a muff motorboat added. By the end of the night my Oregoneon was cruzin' for a douchin', I almost puked. It smelled like my grandma's 80th birthday party; I couldn't even breath near her. Besides the Chinese fish market, I look forward to my second fuck buddy in OC.

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