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05/17/08	The "Hood"		2
It’s the day after Sungod, and even after being drunk off my gourd for nearly 48 hours, I'm obviously not ready to quit. What Koala would be? I get picked up by some friends and we head over to the Board Club party only to get followed by several cop cars entering the neighborhood. Apparently they heard people were having fun. We head back to campus and decide to kick it as old school as a naughty, curious freshman girl can: Warren dorms. After impressing those Warren kids with my nearfamous rum chugging, things start to get pretty rowdy and the party pooper patrol comes. We quickly hide all the alcohol and lock ourselves in someone’s room, while the local drunkie Mexican proceeds to get his ass written up. Are they just culturally predisposed to taking the wrap for white kids, or what? Later, someone mentions “the Hood,” like its sacred or something. You would think from the name and the ridiculous attitude these chodes have about this place, it would be something more than a couch in the middle of the fucking woods. Then again, after I got pretty baked, that couch became pretty epic. Some kid on shrooms walked me back to my dorm at 6am, but he was too high to try to fuck me (as if I would fuck a druggie!). Three stars for Warren for trying to live down their nerdy asian mythos, minus a half a star for the RSO named “heffer” and minus another half a star for using up all of my weed. It was chill, but it could've happened anywhere. Lesson: "The Hood" is like the "real" hood, mainly boring but it makes a lot of sense if you're really fucked up.

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