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05/20/08	PEER/SAFE "Party"		18
My Res Dean knows I like to drink so she turned me onto this party in Revelle that she described as, "This psychological program that will help you with your experimenting with alcohol, you drunkie." Being the drunk I am, I went searching for this party at 2 in the afternoon ready to get my drank on. Little did I know the atrocity to follow. I walk in and the first chick I see is fat with a thick mustache. She makes me fill out a form asking my name, address, number, etc. I thought to myself, "Fuck, even if I have unconscious sex with this chick I still won't be able to escape without giving my number." I found out the cover charge was an outrageous 75 bucks. If they're going to charge this much, they should have at least 10 handles of vodka or 3 kegs out but I didn't see anything. Luckily, before the fat mustache could talk to me anymore a chill looking guy took me into the VIP room where I expected whores to be jumping out of the file cabinets. We walk in and its completely empty and I glance around the room unable to find the keg. As we take a seat, I realize that it was all a trick! All the way from the beginning! He asked me about my alcohol problems expecting me to reveal my raging alcoholism and how it makes my friends and girlfriends hate me and me fail all my classes all the while losing my job and getting fat. As if! I didn't tell him shit and left after an hour. 1 Star because we at least TALKED about booze.

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