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05/17/08	Board Club Cornmeal Wrestling		5
What happens when you take a couple a bitches and dump them in a pit of cornmeal with a half-hogtied wild beast? The latest spa treatment...a dirty Armenian's wet dream? No, you get BOARD's cornmeal wrassling party. I roll in to score some booze and scan the party for potential bitches to wrestle, but upon testing this bad idea of stuff to wrestle in, i decide to just drink. Anyways, after a few matches and a bit of socializing, i decide to meet up with the kids and chat chit, only to ruin a pair of perfectly adorable shoes to the mudpit left near the hose. The party gets rolled, and a few stay behind. I stay behind only long enough to find out where my girls are going. We head to the afterparty, which was pretty tame until we hot tub it. Hot tubbing leads to sex, as we all know. As for me, the path could have headed that way, only the rando dude i was hooking up with made a boo boo and bonked my drunken head on the edge of the jacuzzi, killing my mood and making me go intensely dizzy for what seemed like a long time. At least i was left with a parting gift of a little goose egg at the base of my skull. 3 stars for getting to see the kids i love. Minus half a star for my shoes, minus 1.5 for the hookup gone wrong.

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