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01/06/07 Pimp Daddy (at My GF's Birthday)
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Although the crowd was full and drunk, this was a total taco platter. The ratio of women to men was 9:1, which is just creepy - I felt like I was in a surrealist horror flick. More interesting than the chick ratio was my Dad, who showed up early, and proceeded to get drunk and have hot chicks lining up to talk to him, and he’s gay. Then my dad would get bored, and would try to hook up two random drunk people. He was quite successful at this. I walked up to him at about 1 am:
Me: Hey dad. Whoa! You’re still drinking straight whiskey? How are you getting home?
Dad: Stay out of my shit.
I got laid, but it was my GF so that doesn’t count. My dad totally drove home drunk.

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